If I were a Seinfeld character, I would be The Gulper. Everytime I drink anything, I make a noise... a gulping noise. Ask anyone who's ever been within hearing distance as I am drinking something and they can attest to it. It was pointed out to me how well I would fit on the Seinfeld show by my husband while I was drinking some tea before bed. Here's how it went:
C: Gulp, Gulp, Gulp (drinking herbal tea before bed)
G: You should be a Seinfeld character (rolling over in the bed)
I have tried and tried to be more quiet as I drink, I have had numerous conversations with people about it. I don't know how to silence the gulp and therefore, I admit, I would be a perfect character for Seinfeld, the show that points out the quirks of people in every day life. What Seinfeld character would you be?